Tdt Times - Investigators needed!

Hi all TdT burned readers,

This week there are no news of Tiempo. Just like that. You manage. He’s just missing. Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Ok, let’s behave like grown ups.

Since past week when the strike was present he was last seen in an island nearby Italy. He was very depressed dressing a yellow Hawaiian shirt and trooper boots with metal knifes to hunt sharks, sport that he was used to practice when he was a child. His world conquering team didn’t make anything either because basically they don’t know what to do if he’s not nearby. So the only thing that happened this week is the appearance of a letter:

“Dear amigo Tolta,

I’m from a very far away country and I want to be conquered by you. I have 17 children and I already changed their name to Torta and pastry relatives so you get to love him. My dog is known as Sandwich-drop-dead-you-damn-idiot and he can walk in ropes at 3,000 feet high. My grandmother is dead, so well, she’s not going to do anything, but if she were alive, she would love to be part of your perturbed team.

All yours,

Barry-lito”

Everybody in the press release team of Torta is trying to solve this mistery which is a not welcome coincidence. We think that it might be a blackmailing letter in code, and that Torta could be tortured now by Salad Crackers his multisupertruboultraarchienemy. If you know something about him please let us know, he looks like a Salad Cracker and tastes like it, but only if you lick it. There is a reward (not an award, you greedy), of $10,000 kukkis, which is about US$2,5, or seven pesos. This is way the bigges reward that Torta is going to pay you EVER.

Also, we involved some of the biggest private investigators to chase the mother fathers that are trying to kill him. In other, more interesting news, Golden Retriever has been seen walking in the Jamaican moon. Ride costs $20 per 2 hours. Bananas are recommended for returning ok and safe landing.

All yours,

The Disappeared Printer of 20th floor